Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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