if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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