yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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