No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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