hotel room ftw
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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