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While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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