Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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