remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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