you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
