do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Randomize