This girl is more easily done than said...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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