awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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