i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
As shirtless as possible
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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