do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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