dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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