You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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