I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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