You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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