do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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