Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You have to summon your inner elephant
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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