I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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