Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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