i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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