why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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