are you still at the devil's house?
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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