She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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