just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Randomize
