I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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