I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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