My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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