I murdered the dance floor call the cops
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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