just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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