No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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