Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Randomize