She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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