Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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