Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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