we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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