Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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