i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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