She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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