Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Your penis caused this!
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