i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
