i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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