Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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