and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
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