Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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