Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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