We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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