Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
