and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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