There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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