Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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