I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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