But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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