Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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