he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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