Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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