Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
